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x da papa yg pntg pon......

sey x da mood la nak update ape2 pon dlm minggu ni....kat neg 9 nih da stat ujan....nak kata kuat tu x la kuat sgt tp cukup utk buat tnah runtuh....

pd ari rabu....sey dapat anak kmbing...kmbing jantan....
tp umur nye pon x pnjg coz bru ja mati pagi td....kul bape x pasti la....

haiiii......x da rezki nak wat camne kan....

pasal tnh runtuh plak.....dr ari selasa smpai la ari khamis....ujan trus....
x lbat tp.....itu la yg plik.....tnh runtuh...kete yg lalu kat dpan kampung pun mcam nak dibawak ke tepi coz air melimpah kuar.....hampir2 ja nak blaku eksiden...tp org skang kan dah pakar so diorg ble la ngelak dr eksiden....


so sesapa yg maw lalu jln seremban ke kuala pilah...hati2 la bila lalu d bukit putus....

TAG dari Meri Kehni Islam Agamaku....

1. Do you think you're hot?
maybe yes.....mmmm.....no.....yes....n no....hohoho

2. Upload a favourite picture of you.


3. Why do you like that picture?
becoz i'm a hot man.....hahaha

4. When was the last time you ate pizza?
haaaa.....sey mmg anti ngan pizzzzza...

5. The last song you listened to?
the unforgiven.....metallica

6. What are you doing now besides this?
sey mandur kepada abah,mama,nurul n sedara sey...pkcik sapuan..
kerja2 kg ja...

7. What name would you prefer than this?
Abdul Hafiz la....apa lg??

Those who will be tagged :
member pein.....korg sume kene buat....wajib....

8. Who is No 1?
Khalifah fedi....
lhat susunan nye dlm blog 'lead' ini ya...

9. No 3 is having relationship with?
I don now.....tnye sendri la ya...hahaha

10. Say something about no 5.
die adalah rerama......rerama yg pndai berckp....hahaha...

11. How about no 4?
selamber gler.....hahahahahahaha gempaq.....

12. Who is no 2?
hahahahahaha ini best.....sis yg kuat membuli teruna....hahahaahahaha
wat sis this tag...

ini kat umah mahsuri....
amacam??bdn sey agak gempal kan??
ini perigi mahsuri....mereka kate kalo kite cedok air pastu selawat pastu basuh muke....
nape?? coz mereka kate...slepas basuh ngan air ni kiter akan rase berseri n menawan...
hahahahaha brebut org cari air ni....sey basuh je ngan air ni kan ramai mkcik dtg...
nkan anak dare...tp mkcik...hahahahaha
ini makam mahsuri.....same2 la kiter bace AL-FATIHAH.....semoga roh nya d rahmati Allah n d tmpt kan d golongan org yg beriman....


Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......lawo x org lgkawi??yg dpan tu asyik syum kat sey je....
prasan plak....hahahahaha
rupe2 nye die dah berpunye....nape??
camne ble taw??
'abang nye' ade kat blakang sey...mmg ptut pun die tesngih2....hahahahahahaha malu pon ade....

giler....

projek tebaru....mgkin....ade yg lg gempaq pd thun akan dtg.....
tgooook.....datang n jgn x datang......
hahaha maw no. this cewek??
call ya...012-3456789......
haaa...korg tgok.....ade ke ptut die x bg sey amik gmbar??mcm tgh nyanyi plak kan??
mari pkcik mkcik kiter nyanyi...

tpok amai2 blalang kupu2...
tpok pkcik pndai...
mkcik minum susu...

adik amik gambo...
x ble tgkap muke...
niat dtg langkawi nak bli pggan mangkok....

lgu ni ada skit rosak...so korg nyanyi la ikut rentak sendri.....
hohoho

ini dah naik feri....slepas sey amik picture ni sey trus tido....cooozzzzz....zzzzzzzzz.....zzzzzzz....
hohhh.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


korg mmg tere sbab taw ape sey mimpi......hahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahaha

ini lah feri nye....tgok ekjos nye...msuk muke sey pon ble taw....hahaha

anak sapa sblah sey ni?? pi pi kat bapak ko....rosak imej rock aku.....kahkahkahkah...
ni waktu tggu feri.....dok kat kusi urut yg x ble nak berurut...
mmm???x pham??? kusi tu pon cuti gak....biar la dier.....hohohohoho
sbnar nye ade org tegolek dog d pintu masuk kat kapal feri tu....tu yg jd kpala ayam...
sekor pusing sume ikut pusing.....yg jantan je x pusing coz.....die bajet ensem je....

hahahahaha

pakai songkok...:'ayang mane tiket abang yang....'
tudung ijau.........:'sabar la abang nye....ayang tengah cari ni...'
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha tehangat d langkawi....

Gmbar ni d ambil pd jam 1.30 pg....alangkah mengantok nye sey....ngantok2 d suruh nye minom?? haduii....
yg baju biru tu sbnarnye msih dlm keadaan yg x bape sedar...tp stelah pic nye d amik..secara otomatik die tejage...pastu tnye dah sampai mane??
hahahaha
haaaa...korg tgok...btol x?? hahahaha

mkcik2 yg dah ke kenyangan....senyum lebar....hahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHA.......GAMBAR N PIC.....SAPE NAK TENGOK??

Ini adalah nenek sey...

Ini adalah atok sey...

Hahahaha ini adalah nek n pak sedara sey...psgan kopel yg terhgat in the bas...

SEY NAK CUTI......................
HAHAHAHAHAHHA......
OHOK OHOK....


HUA HUA HUA HUA HAHA....

SEY P LGKAWI SUDAH....

OH~ TERIKUT AYAT SUDA....

Sekadar mghilang kan bohsan....

Oleh kerna sey agak sbok...maka sey akan buat lbih skit catatan...

Okehh....utk mghilang kan gram,amarah,pening2,bohsan n macam2 lagi
sey akan buat sdikit lawak yg x taw lawak ke x....

hahahahahahahahahahaha....
glak la dulu...baru ade smngat nak buat lawak yg x lawak nih....

korg taw kenapa n mengape kobaw tu berbunyi sprti org sesak nafas?
bdan fit n ketak2 gitu?
kehkehkeh...

okeh gini cite nye...

Pd zaman dahulu yg x taw kala ke bape.....
kobaw ni 'kamcing ngan lemboo'...pi mane pon sentiasa besama...bekubang besama...mkan besama...minum besama...kecualy.......kencing n brak x same....apsal??
LU PIKIR LA SENDRI....hahahaha

1 ari tu....sedang elok2 mereka bekubang.....ade la sorg manusia yg x berhati prot dtg utk menembak lemboo n kobaw utk d jadikan santapan....

korg taw x cite dulu ni agak mrapu tp logik skit?
ok dah dah jgn bace yg nih...smbung bace yg kat bwh nih....

waktu kobaw n lemboo ni mndi mesti nak tanggalkan kulit...hah??kulit?
haha

so waktu manusie tu nak tmbak tetibe je die kene gigit nyamuk....
papp die tpok nyamuk tu....kobaw n lemboo ni tekejut tahap cimpazi la kan....tkejut tp muke sslamber...huhuhuhu

msing2 pon lari la membawa haluan sendiri......

Tanpa d sangka-sangka....mereka terambil kulit yg berlainan...kobaw amik kulit lemboo...n lemboo amik kulit kobaw...hahaha

bile kobaw pkai je kulit tu...bhagian bwah x dpt nak katup...dtrik lg smpai katup...haa ko..
sendat gile.....tu yg bunyi nye jd sprti ini 'hheekk'.....pastu bile mraung cam org x ckup nfas....
hahahaha sian...

n then...bile lemboo pkai kulit kobaw tu...rase longgar ar kan??senang lak katup kulit tu...
pastu bile die bunyi haaa...sey x yah gtau la kan...korg taw kan?...
hahahaha

Sejak itu lemboo n kobaw x maw lg jumpe.....bile jumpe kan diorg wat x reti je.....

hahhahaha gitu la cite nye.....korg jgn caye 100 persen....bace ble tp pecaye jgn...

ini skadar mghilangkan bohsan je....ok...

len kali sey wat lagi....k...

Assalamualaikum....

Aku maw geram......

Mengape sey mesti nak geram?? sey kan penyabar org nyer...eccehh..terangkat bakul sendri lak...

Dlam beberapa ari ni...sey teramat bz...ble d kategorikan sbgai bz yg melebih2...

Dah la banjir...ado plak kobaw yg bemndi mande d kbun sey tu...huii yaii...
kalo stakat mndi je x pe...tp d mkan nye swit n pkok herbs akak sey...hooo mhal oo itu pokok....

Make dgn nafsu amarah sey tu...sey angkat snapg bearing ciptaan
Doktor Al-Profesor Aben..

hahahahahahahaha sapo tuh??

pussh.....bedesup dlm klajuan cahye...agak2 dlm 1G die nye laju....hahaha bru ko taw sey nye grang...
ini kalo plis nmpak naya sey....

sey sbnar nyer sian kat kobaw tu...tp tu lah...sape sruh ko msuk n mkn pokok2 sey??nape?nape?

ok ok ok...x yah jwb...nape?coz kalo ko jwab sey lari...hahahaha
iolah binatang kan x ble ckp bahse mlayu...diorg kan cume pndai ckp dlm bahse binatang...
hohoho...

So....kalo korg nak taw cite yg slanjut nye...korg komen la bebanyak eh...hahaha


komen jangan x comen...comen jangan x komen.....huhu